Dear Jeremiah Wright:

You are becoming the SNL version of Harry Belafonte.

Tracy Morgan (as Belafonte): "The poodle is the black man of the dog world!"
Darrell Hammond (as Chris Matthews): "Good God! I don't even know who that's offensive to!"

A Story a Day in May

A few bloggers associated with my beloved Upright Citizens' Brigade theater (most of whom I do not know, but rather quasi-stalk) have taken on the challenge in recent months of blogging a story a day. Because I am deeply unoriginal and, at best, a comedy hanger-on, I'm doin' it too -- starting May 1. Not just because it's a convenient starting place, but because it means I don't actually have to do anything right now, and that's my favorite kind of promise.

Also, to quote Liz Lemon, my own personal TV doppelganger, "Suck it, monkeys. I'm goin' corporate!" But more on that later.